I am the Walrus

Intro:
B A | G F | E | E7 | D | D7

Verse 1:
A           C
I am he as you are he as
 D              E            A
You are me and we are all together.
 C
See how they run, like pigs from a gun,
     D
See how they fly.
      A
I'm crying.

 A                      C
Sitting on a cornflake
D  E                      A
  Waiting for the van to come.
 F
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday,
 B
Man, you've been a naughty boy,
You let your face grow long.

Chorus:
         C
I am the eggman (Ooh),
             D
They are the eggmen (Ooh),
          E
I am the Walrus. Goo goo g'joob.

Verse 2:
 A             C
Mister city p'liceman sitting,
  D              E            A
Pretty little p'licemen in a row.
 C
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky,
     D
See how they run.
      A           Dsus4
I'm crying, I'm crying,
      A           E   D
I'm crying, I'm cryyy-ing.

 A                    C
Yellow matter custard
D   E                        A
  Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
  F
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
 B
Boy, you've been a naughty girl,
You let your knickers down.

[Chorus]

Instrumental:
B A | G F | E

Bridge:
 B            A        G
Sitting in an English garden
         F       E
Waiting for the sun,
        F         B
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.

Chorus:
         C
I am the eggman, ("How do you do sir")
             D
They are the eggmen, ("The man maintains a fortune")
          E
I am the Walrus. Goo goo g'joob
   D
G'goo goo g'joob.

Verse 3:
A                 C
Expert texpert, choking smokers,
 D                   E               A
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
(Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee! Hah hah hah!)
 C
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
     D
See how they snide.
      A
I'm crying.

 A                 C
Semolina Pilchard
D   E                     A
  Climbing up the Eiffel tower.
F
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna,
 B
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allen Poe.

Chorus:
         C
I am the eggman (Ooh),
             D
They are the eggmen (Ooh),
          E
I am the Walrus.
                  D
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
 E                                   D
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob goo goo

Coda:
               A
Juba juba juba
           G
Juba juba juba
           F
Juba juba juba
          E
Juba juba

A | G | F | E  - x5

(Oh I'm tired, servicible villain
Set you down father, rest you)